@ Gala Theatre and CinemaBook Now
20 February 2021
Tour extended due to popular demand!
‘It was 24 June 2016 and I found myself contemplating a supermarket meal deal. I only wanted a sandwich and I only needed a sandwich but given that I could get a snack and a drink for only 5p more it seemed financially irresponsible not to. I had spent so long pondering the EU Referendum result from the day before that I was now in a massive rush. The lad on the till scanned the first two items no problem but the third item he couldn’t get to scan at all. I thought this is going to be a nightmare – there was a queue building up and he looked like he was going to call the supervisor. Then to his credit, he tried to scan it one more time, it wouldn’t scan – so he went ‘bip’ himself and chucked it through. And it was at that moment I thought “oh we’ll be alright as a country we will”.
And we will be alright. Trust me. I’m not a politician.’
Age restriction: 14+ due to swearing and adult content
As seen on Mock the Week, Live at the Apollo, Q.I. etc. – and repeated on Dave.
‘A consistently strong exposer of bullshit and a plain-speaking truth-teller through his entire career’ The Guardian
‘Potent live performer…can nail a nonsense with beautiful economy of words’ The Times
‘Cracking adlibbing…a joke-rich rallying call for a better Britain’ The Guardian
‘Coruscating live performer specialising in lacerating topical gags’ The Independent
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